(Source: simbas)

glared:

Dali Does Escher

(Source: slasherfilmsanctuary)

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

samanthaxsucks:

shaynnee:

I love back scratching.

^

jasonrule:

mikehein:

I ask of you the same question Jason did: what the fuck did you do with your Saturday night?

THATS ME WITH THE METAL HANDS

HOW YA DOIN

this was the best part. easily.

I DO NOT WANT TO BE AMISH PLEASE. I LIKE CARS AND IPODS AND LAPTOPS EVEN IFD THEY DOINT LIKE ME

haahaha failure.

twohumansband:

photo credit to Rosie the Riveter

YES, IT IS BETTER. TECHNOLOGY IS NOT MY FRIEND… FUCKING CAPS… -____________-

aww you might as well be amish. you’re adorable :P

the-maddest-storm-ever-seen asked: I CANNOT TYPE. I IT IS NOT ALLOWING ME TO TYPE ON MY PHONE. IT JUST GIVES ME ALL OF THE DETAILS OF YOUR MESSAGES LIKE TIME AND SUCH. I DON'T WANT THAT. I DON'T CARE WHEN I RECEIVED THEM. HELP. I LOVE MY IPHONE BUT TOUCH SCREENS HATE ME :[ itfroze... uhm.. oops.

hahaha you okay there, sweetheart?

<3!

as-loud-as-rainbows:

If there was a god, he wouldn’t have made vaginae so disgusting.  That’s all the proof Christians need.　

yo chill they’re tasty.

this has been a disturbing comment by mark vermeal.

jasonrule:

SHOWIN OFF MY HAWT DANCE MOVES

i dance like i imagine my dad did

at his wedding

and my mom hating him

maybe my mom hates my dance moves

(Source: humesthings)